Fat, Bald Guys with Beards

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son.. grow a beard and get fat.
Seriously… it’s the thing to do.

Check the evidence.

I think Rick Ross probably is the God-Father of the Fat Guy Beard movement. He’s really embraced his body shape and hairiness. Yep, he’s the boss. He definitely gets the girls…

The owner and head designer of our favourite sneaker brand GOURMET Jon Buscemi. You can’t get any cooler.

Raekwon the Chef… one of my favourite out of the Wu tang Clan. Fat, happy and hairy.

Action Bronson… those who are regular readers are probably sick of me posting about him. Of late, he’s all I really listen to.. he’s saving hip-hop. He mostly raps about is weed and food.. and food. He really loves food. He also raps about his beautiful red beard, which he loves. If girls don’t melt at the sight of him, I dont know what’s wrong with them.

Zach Galifianakis. One of the funniest guys in hollywood. Fat and beardy.

Please, send through or suggest more fat, bald beard guys that are killing it.

Don’t shave this weekend,
Dimitri

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